Swamp People

Tonigh it's Swamp People time, I think I might like to be a swamp people.  I wouldn't want to be a gater catching swamp people, more like a Glen and Mitchell swamp people.  I could get into getting up when I wanted, catching food and sitting on the front porch.  There would have to be a few changes, the house would have to be clean, someone else would need to gut, skin or whatever the food I caught needed.   Also, I want to still have my teeth, that is actually a need, the toothless thing, just does not do it for me.